Songs for Christmas 2016

first_imgDonald Trump’s SongOh, the weather outside is frightful,But the new AC is delightful,I’ll tell you what I’ve always felt:Let it melt! Let it melt! Let it melt!Polar bears these days are thinkingThat the ice cap seems to be shrinking,I’ll tell you what I’ve always felt:Let it melt! Let it melt! Let it melt!The heat shows no signs of stopping,And the corn in the fields is popping,I’ll tell you what I’ve always felt:Let it melt! Let it melt! Let it melt!We expect a most wild ride,Because it’s so hot outside,I’ll tell you what I’ve always felt:Let it melt! Let it melt! Let it melt! I’m Dreaming of a Cold ChristmasI’m dreaming of a cold ChristmasJust like the ones we used to know,With pies on the tableAnd a climate that’s stableAnd snowmen made of real snow.I’m dreaming of a cold ChristmasJust like the ones in years gone by,With fewer forest fires,And leaders who weren’t liars,When warm weather didn’t make us cry.I’m dreaming of a cold ChristmasWith every Christmas card I writeWith temps (please!) in a normal range —And no threat of rapid climate change. Donald Trump Is Coming To TownYou better watch outYou folks at DOE,You better not pout,Because, you’ll see:Donald Trump is coming to town.He’s making a listAnd checking it twice;He’s gonna find outWho’s naughty or nice:Donald Trump is coming to town.You’re thinking of retiring?And how you want to time it?Well, Trump will soon be… Start Free Trial Already a member? Log in This article is only available to GBA Prime Memberscenter_img Sign up for a free trial and get instant access to this article as well as GBA’s complete library of premium articles and construction details.last_img


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